BlindSwapBuy first · look never · on Solana
A blindfold for your Solana wallet.
$BLINDSWAP is the coin you buy without looking. Mask on, press swap, find out later, or preferably never.
Fits Phantom, Solflare, Backpack and every other wallet whose owner has promised to stop checking the chart.
poke him · he peeks
Coming up, unseen
Tonight's chart goes dark
A fresh one that nobody will look at loads at 00:00 UTC.
The app
Swap with the lights off.
Watch the chart for as long as you like. When the mask comes down the price keeps moving without you, so press swap when you think it has reached the bottom. Eight clean ones and the mask is yours to keep.
the price is still moving- 00:00The chart is on. Look at it while it is still legal, then pull the mask down.
Eye test
Your wallet has seen too much.
Paste an address and it goes up on the chart on the wall. Read it from the top, as far down as you can get, then collect your prescription at the desk.
No wallet connection. Nothing is saved. Nothing is even looked at.
- How far down the chart this wallet gets
- What the doctor wrote down, word for word
- How long the mask has to stay on
- A prescription you can post
- Vision
- Diagnosis
- Prescription
- Mask stays on
How it works
Mask. Swap. Forget.
Mask
Pull the blindfold down over your wallet before you do anything else. If you can still make out a candle through the fabric, it is on wrong.
Swap
Press the button. Somewhere a trade happens and you were not there to watch it. People tell me this is the best part.
Forget
Close the tab and go outside. The bag is still in the wallet, exactly where you did not see it land.
in the dark every bag looks the same
I do not know what price I bought at, and nobody can make me find out. The mask does nothing for the entry. It does a great deal for the evening.
What you can't see can't ruin your dinner.
What you can do
Three things, done blind.
Buy blind
Pick a moment, any moment, and buy. I cannot tell you whether it was a good one, and that is the whole service.
Hold blind
The bag sits in your wallet doing whatever bags do. You are in the other room with the mask on, eating dinner like a person.
Sell blind
One day you will press sell by feel. It may be the top or it may be the floor, and either way you will tell your friends it was the top.
Pro tools
Trade like a pro who lost his glasses.
Six tools for people who would rather not know. Each one works best when you leave it alone, which is also true of you.
Limit orders you can't read
Name a price with your eyes shut and walk away. It fills or it doesn't, and from under the mask both outcomes look exactly the same.
Take-profit, in theory
Decide in advance how much winning is enough. You will never see whether it happened, which makes you the calmest person in the group chat.
Stop-loss by feel
When the room goes quiet and your friends stop replying, that is your stop. No chart has ever been this honest with you.
DCA with your eyes closed
Buy a little whenever your hand happens to find the button. The timing is so natural that even you can't predict it.
Peek counter
Lift the mask anywhere on this page and it goes on your record. The counter at the top has never forgotten a single peek, and it is counting now.
Night mode, permanently
Other apps let you switch to dark. I am dark already and the switch is under the mask somewhere. Nobody has found it and nobody is looking.
Fees
Fees, blindly.
tax when you buy. I checked with one eye and went straight back under.
tax when you sell. Not that you would know when that was.
blindfold per wallet. One size fits all of them, including the embarrassing ones.
$BLINDSWAP
Hold $BLINDSWAP. Don't look at it.
The token is the blindfold. You buy it, you stop checking, and the two of you get on with your lives in separate rooms.
One billion, uncounted
There are 1,000,000,000 $BLINDSWAP. I have not counted them, for obvious reasons, but that is the number I was given and I chose to trust it.
Lives on Solana
Fast and cheap, so the trade is over before you have time to lift the mask and ruin it for yourself.
The chart is covered
The numbers below sit under a strip of black satin. You can peek, but the counter will know.
Yours stays yours
Nothing to stake, lock or claim. You hold it in your own wallet, in the dark, like a grown-up.
Buy. Mask.Forget. Repeat.
For everyone
Not looking works better in a crowd.
One person in a blindfold is a guy walking into furniture. Ten thousand of them is a movement, and nobody in it can see how big it has become.
Nobody is watching the top
If no one sees it, no one screenshots it and no one sells it. The top passes overhead like weather while we all sit here, calm.
No screenshots
You cannot post a chart you never saw. The timeline gets quieter, and so, eventually, do you.
Same mask for everyone
Whales and small bags wear the same black satin. In the dark I can't tell who is who, and neither can they.
Peekers are welcome back
Everybody lifts the mask once. Pull it back down and we will not mention it again, although the counter will.
Questions
What is BlindSwap?
A coin and a blindfold. You buy $BLINDSWAP, pull the mask over your wallet and stop checking the chart. That is the entire product, and I am proud of how little of it there is to see.
Do I have to wear an actual blindfold?
The wallet wears it, you just have to respect it. If it helps, a real one from any airline will do, and it doubles as proof that you have been somewhere.
What happens if I peek?
The counter at the top of the page goes up by one and stays up. Nothing else happens, apart from you now knowing a number you were happier without.
How do I find out what price I bought at?
You don't, and that is the feature working as designed. If someone tries to tell you, put your fingers in your ears as well.
Does the eye test look inside my wallet?
No. The address goes up on the wall chart and never leaves your browser. I could not look even if I wanted to, because the mask is on.
Where do I buy?
Press Buy $BLINDSWAP at the top of the page. For full marks, do it by feel.
